Title: Snapshots
Disclaimer: I don’t own Yu Yu Hakusho or Harry Potter.
Notes: This is a series of drabbles and short fics that will eventually end up with a Yusuke/Harry pairing. It was supposed to be a one shot but it came out this way. (My only excuse for this one is I read the editorials on Outpost nine, laughed my ass off, had a few sympathy pains, and had an image of a little Yusuke teaching this to a little Harry.)
Snapshot Title: Kancho Lessons
“See you guys tomorrow,” Keiko shouted, running towards her mother and waving at the two boys sitting on the school steps. Yusuke and Harry waved back, only lowering their hands when she was completely out of sight. Yusuke looked around, making sure the teachers watching them and the other students were out of sight before turning to Harry.
“Here’s how you do it,” Yusuke said, clasping his hands together. He stuck out his pointer and middle fingers, making the shape of a gun with his hands. “What you do is you sneak up behind someone and poke ‘em in the ass,” he said, jabbing his fingers up and forward.
“Why?” Harry asked, trying to get his hands into the same shape. He couldn’t understand why anyone would want to put their fingers there, but he had a feeling Aunt Petunia wouldn’t have liked it so he was determined to learn how.
“People make funny noises if you hit them right,” Yusuke explained, pulling Harry’s hands apart when Mr. Kinomoto walked by. He looked at the man then grinned at Harry. “I’ll show you.”
“Not now. Your hands will smell,” Harry said, wrinkling his nose.
“Harry, there are clothes in the way. I’m not really going to touch anything,” Yusuke said, and Harry shook his head.
“No teachers,” Harry said solemnly. “Keiko would be upset.”
Yusuke scowled at him. “Teachers make the best targets. Especially the English teachers that come by for the upper years. They never see it coming.”
“I still don’t think you should,” Harry replied, silently praying Sirius would show up soon. Unfortunately for him, Sirius was a street away, talking with Keiko and her mother, and wasn’t there to stop Yusuke from standing up and sneaking behind the latest English teacher.
Harry slapped his hands over his eyes, peeking through his fingers to watch Yusuke sneak behind the man, holding his fingers in the ready position. It was almost like watching a scary movie. He wanted to look away, he knew something bad was coming, but he couldn’t help but watch as Yusuke let out a strange battle cry and jabbed his fingers forward. Harry jammed his fingers in his ears when the man shrieked and jumped up into the air, his hands holding his backside. Laughing, Yusuke ran back to Harry, picked up his bag, grabbed Harry’s hand, and dragged him to the front gate, the teacher not far behind them.
“Told you they made funny noises,” Yusuke said in between snickers, pulling Harry down to hide behind some bushes.
“Wasn’t nice,” Harry said, trying not to laugh at the man limping back to the school.
“Do I even want to know?”
Yusuke and Harry turned around and smiled innocently up at Sirius. “No,” they said in unison.
“That look doesn’t work on me,” Sirius said, and pulled the boys out of their hiding spot. “But as long as whatever you two did doesn’t get you in trouble, I don’t care.”
Tags: crossover, hp, snapshots, yusuke/harry, yyh