**Rant Alert**
Dear Jackass Next Door,
The Fourth of July is a great holiday (one you used to get drunk and scatter beer cans burnt out fireworks all over my backyard) and I understand you're very patriotic. However, it's not the Fourth now. It's the SEVENTH!!!! One more firecracker that scares the hell out of my cat and sends him running this way and climbing up my legs so Mommy can protect him is going to result in me calling the cops on you. Put the beer away, give your loving, sane wife the matches, and GO SLEEP IT OFF!
Sincerely,
Pissed Off Neighbor
**End of Rant**
Tags: rant, rl