Disclaimer: I don’t own Harry Potter or Yu Yu Hakusho
Characters: Kurama, Yusuke, Hermione, Harry, and Kuronue
Pairings: Kurama/Hermione
Warnings: Mentions of kidnapping and slash.
Author’s notes: OMG! I killed my keyboard! With my ice pack! *whines* I hate the old keyboard. It's so small and dinky!
Revenge
…according to a bat demon who claims to be a kitsune expert, male kitsunes can give birth when they either take a male lover or when their species is close to extinction. While this author was unable to find further proof, the demon did bring a small silver kit with him. He claimed the kit was his and his lover’s child…
Kurama’s eyebrow twitched as he reread the passage. Six hundred years. It had been six hundred years and that stupid rumor of Kuronue’s was still floating around. He read the passage for a third time and wondered whose child Kuronue had ‘borrowed’ for his little revenge plan.
“Well?” Hermione demanded. “Can you?”
Kurama looked up from the book and smiled weakly at his girlfriend. Of course, he would have to date a witch, a witch who was extremely curious, intelligent, and had access to some of the oldest books and scrolls around. Considering her book fetish, it had been just a matter of time before this particular rumor came back to haunt him. “No, Hermione, I can’t. It’s just a rumor that the author heard,” he said, doing his best to ignore the laughter coming from the other couch where Harry and Yusuke were sitting.
Hermione spun around to glare at her friend. “It’s not funny, Harry. I just wanted to know. After all, he’s old. It’s very possible he has kids running around,” she snapped and Harry started laughing even harder at the offend look on Kurama’s face.
“I am not old,” Kurama muttered, not bothering to deny that he possibly had children, or grandchildren, somewhere. He just didn’t have any from another man.
Yusuke grinned at his friend. “I’ve got a question for ya. Who did you piss off bad enough to make them do that?” he asked, waving a hand at the old book.
“What makes you think it was me?” Kurama asked. He scowled when everyone looked at him in disbelief. “What?”
“Kurama, I love you,” Hermione said as she sat down on the small couch next to Kurama. “But I know you. Who?”
“An old friend,” Kurama said.
Yusuke blinked and leaned over the table to look at the book. “Damn,” he whispered as he read the passage and put the clues together. “Let me guess, you stole something shinny that he wanted?”
Kurama’s smile was just a little sad. “Something like that,” he replied.
…according to a bat demon who claims to be a kitsune expert, male kitsunes can give birth when they either take a male lover or when their species is close to extinction. While this author was unable to find further proof, the demon did bring a small silver kit with him. He claimed the kit was his and his lover’s child…
Kurama’s eyebrow twitched as he reread the passage. Six hundred years. It had been six hundred years and that stupid rumor of Kuronue’s was still floating around. He read the passage for a third time and wondered whose child Kuronue had ‘borrowed’ for his little revenge plan.
“Well?” Hermione demanded. “Can you?”
Kurama looked up from the book and smiled weakly at his girlfriend. Of course, he would have to date a witch, a witch who was extremely curious, intelligent, and had access to some of the oldest books and scrolls around. Considering her book fetish, it had been just a matter of time before this particular rumor came back to haunt him. “No, Hermione, I can’t. It’s just a rumor that the author heard,” he said, doing his best to ignore the laughter coming from the other couch where Harry and Yusuke were sitting.
Hermione spun around to glare at her friend. “It’s not funny, Harry. I just wanted to know. After all, he’s old. It’s very possible he has kids running around,” she snapped and Harry started laughing even harder at the offend look on Kurama’s face.
“I am not old,” Kurama muttered, not bothering to deny that he possibly had children, or grandchildren, somewhere. He just didn’t have any from another man.
Yusuke grinned at his friend. “I’ve got a question for ya. Who did you piss off bad enough to make them do that?” he asked, waving a hand at the old book.
“What makes you think it was me?” Kurama asked. He scowled when everyone looked at him in disbelief. “What?”
“Kurama, I love you,” Hermione said as she sat down on the small couch next to Kurama. “But I know you. Who?”
“An old friend,” Kurama said.
Yusuke blinked and leaned over the table to look at the book. “Damn,” he whispered as he read the passage and put the clues together. “Let me guess, you stole something shinny that he wanted?”
Kurama’s smile was just a little sad. “Something like that,” he replied.